{"product_id":"funny-wall-clock-jesus","title":"Funny Wall Clock Jesus","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGrab this funny meme clock. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🕐\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/3_c9e86ae6-51e5-499a-8807-178eaf99f41c_480x480.jpg?v=1666669239\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/3_c9e86ae6-51e5-499a-8807-178eaf99f41c_480x480.jpg?v=1666669239\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOriginal and best, do not be fooled into buying imitations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Jesus, Would you look at the time\" novelty pun wall clock is a fully functioning sweary funny gift for those who enjoy Jesus and are always late. Would make a good Easter Gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/2_2977b59e-6668-431f-81bc-8faa957a8b2c_480x480.jpg?v=1666669252\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/2_2977b59e-6668-431f-81bc-8faa957a8b2c_480x480.jpg?v=1666669252\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis kitsch wall clock measures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e28cm x 18.5cm\u003cbr\u003e11inches x 7inches\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis frustrated cry is commonly heard in the morning when getting out of the house, often with a bunch of kids who are dragging their feet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn our punning novelty clock, Jesus is late again. He seems distracted as if in communion with God, a bit like a kid looking their phone when they should be getting their shoes on. Instead of getting himself down to Jerusalem in time for Passover he's muttering prayers again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/1_e01c5371-9659-40d6-88e4-6cf559be16b2_480x480.jpg?v=1666669282\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/1_e01c5371-9659-40d6-88e4-6cf559be16b2_480x480.jpg?v=1666669282\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo of course the first thing you are going to shout is,\u003cstrong\u003e \"Jesus, would you look at the time\" in both cases.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe clock is made from 3mm laminated MDF laser cut. It has a hanger on the back to it can be put up on the wall together with a spacer that makes it float away from the actual wall. This doubles as a stand so you can simply put it on a shelf - it's free standing too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/6_24f3d751-5a39-4cab-9d6c-bf6712c5eea2_480x480.jpg?v=1666669299\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/6_24f3d751-5a39-4cab-9d6c-bf6712c5eea2_480x480.jpg?v=1666669299\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRequires an AA battery - NOT included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePackage Includes\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"default\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e1 x Funny Wall Clock Jesus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e❗\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNotes\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDue to manual measurements, please allow slight measurement deviations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDue to the different display and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may be slightly different from the color displayed on the picture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/2_d6eb7690-fa08-44a1-a77d-5389a387d08a_480x480.png?v=1659411405\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" data-mce-style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/2_d6eb7690-fa08-44a1-a77d-5389a387d08a_480x480.png?v=1659411405\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOUR GUARANTEE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe believe we have some of the most innovative products in the world, and we want to make sure we back that up with a risk-free 30-day guarantee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf for any reason you do not have a positive experience, we will make every effort to ensure that you are satisfied with your purchase.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe want you to rest assured that there is absolutely zero risk in buying and trying out products. 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